Phaqs, How-to's, and Other Helps

How To Join and Become an Offishal Member of the KWFL

Requirement Number One

You gotta post on the newsgroup. That being, of course, alt.fan.jimmy-buffett. Call your ISP for help setting this up if you don't know how to access newsgroups (also known as Usenet).
Be warned: The base requirement is 10 posts per day. Tequila can help; rum is also very useful. Special dispensations granted for Buffett shows, trips to the islands, baseball games on real grass fields, and sunny days.

Requirement Number Two

Then you have gots to have read The Tales of the KWFL. This is the fantabulous tall tale spun by our Muse, GreenWoman, in which we learn of the Lost Treasure of the Piratte J. Buffett and how it led to the Founding of the Key West Foreign Legion on the beautiful shores of Key Lime Key. In facts, you have gots to read all the tales. Failure is punishable by ignorance of our mythos and ethos, plus you may suffer a chronic deficit of framistan.

Requirement Number Three

You gots to pay your dues; remember, there is no such thing as a free lunch. The dues are easy to pay: Just contribute to your favorite charity. That's it. Time, money, or both.

Hell, we can even make it easy for you. Just visit Mayday's Floatplan Cruising Library and buy a book or CD. The purchase is from Amazon.com, but the Floatplan gets a bit of money, and Mayday donates that portion to "Save the Manatee Foundation." That way you get something you like and help save the Manatee's at the same time.

Requirement Number Four

Finally, just print out the neat Membership badge designed by our own KWFL Scribe GreenWoman. If you have the ability and tools, add your nick to the image before printing (it's a jpeg, 49k large).

Make it easy on yourself. If you want a badge and don't have the means to print your name on it, t.a. will make one for you -- all you gots to do is tell him what you want on the badge, what your snail mail address is, and he'll send it to you.

  Give to the Red Cross.
The need never ends.

Key Lime Key
Home of the KWFL

unoffishal website of
alt.fan.jimmy-buffett

This Week in the KWFL

Join Us!

Phaqs
BuffettMusic Q&A
Birthdays!
Tales
Rogues Gallery
Links