The Tales of the KWFL
by Greenwoman, Beloved Muse of the KWFL
originally compiled by Whino, the Drunk at the End of the Bar
(who I still feel compelled to mention, even though I've completely redone the html and site organization,
but, hell, Whino's worth it)
Thanks, Whino!
These are the Tales of the Key West Foreign Legion, the incredible adventures of those brave souls who said "Enough" to the world as we know it and headed south to the world as it ought to be. If you know that deep in your heart, you're not only a parrothead but a rogue and a pirate as well; if to you nothing means quite as much as listening to Jimmy Buffett sing one of his incredible songs at a time of your great need; if you recognize that where you really belong is on a forgotten little island off the Florida Straights, then read on. These Tales will help lead you home!
The Pirate Parrott Boathouse, Beach and Bar - The Original Tale
in which a Treasure is Discovered, leading to Another Discovery: an Island and a Home
The Tale of the Miami Manatees
in which our Brave Crewe ventures into the Wicked City
in which Trolls and Sand Fleas threaten to bring down Paradise
in which the 'keets of PPBBB learn the true source of their favorite holiday
"The Tales of the KWFL", known also as "The Tales", were written by and are the sole property of Dianne C. Wickes, published in the Usenet newsgroup alt.fan.jimmy-buffett, the Web site www.floatplan.com/kwfl/ and other online locations under Ms. Wickes' nom de plume "Greenwoman." Ms. Wickes retains all rights to these stories and to the following terms, which she coined for use in the stories: "KWFL", "Key West Foreign Legion", "Piratte Parrott Boathouse, Beach, and Bar", "PPBBB", "Key Lime Key", and all other phrases created specifically for use in The Tales.
The Tales and these terms may be used by members of the Jimmy Buffett Fan Club "KWFL" and other fans of Mr. Buffett's work for the purpose of entertainment only; they may not be ued in any commercial venture without the express written permission of Ms. Wickes.
The Tales have not been authorized by and have no connection to the works and other property of Jimmy Buffett. They exist to promote the real KWFL, that community of fans who meet online in the newsgroup alt.fan.jimmy-buffett and at other online and "real time" locations to enjoy and celebrate the works and music of Jimmy Buffett and the shared pleasure his fans derive from his music. Neither Ms. Wickes nor any member of the the KWFL fan club claim any association with Mr. Buffett beyond digging the hell out of his music and other works.
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